Madge: Ode to the Arms of Power

By Sabarah and Jenna

Have you ever wondered why Madonna's arms are so thick? Well, her arms are so thick that one might mistake them for two cement pipes with bendable joints half-way down them. But, let us not limit them to cement pipes per sa, as Madonna's arms could be easily referred to as big frozen slabs of meat that you find in the butcher's freezer ... they are so ... so ... fleshy, yet would break your nose if you were to run into them!

Guy Ritchie: how do you manage ... that? er, THOSE??

gaaararrrrrrrrrrraaagle.....smelly.

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